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No printed transfer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHY YOU’LL LOVE IT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Real machine embroidery with raised, tactile stitching\u003cbr\u003e• Minimalist typography keeps the joke clean and wearable\u003cbr\u003e• Soft Gildan 18000 fleece with a cozy brushed interior\u003cbr\u003e• Easy to style for Christmas parties, family gatherings, and casual December outfits\u003cbr\u003e• Centered embroidery sized realistically within my actual 8 x 11 inch hoop capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSWEATSHIRT DETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGildan 18000 Heavy Blend crewneck\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e50% cotton \/ 50% polyester\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSoft brushed fleece interior\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReal machine embroidery\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCentered front placement\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaximum embroidery area: 8 x 11 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe finished phrase is intentionally smaller than the maximum embroidery area for the subtle, minimalist look shown in the photos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMy listing images are designed to represent the finished embroidery as accurately as possible. 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