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It is understated enough for everyday December outfits but funny enough to get a reaction at Christmas dinner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery design is stitched directly into the sweatshirt with real embroidery thread. No vinyl. 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I do not digitally enlarge the design beyond what I can realistically stitch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCOLOR OPTIONS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaroon\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDark Chocolate\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSand\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRed is the signature option and gives the sweatshirt its strongest classic Christmas look. Cream embroidery creates crisp contrast without making the design feel loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaroon offers a richer, slightly more elevated holiday palette while keeping the cream lettering easy to read.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDark Chocolate gives the design a warm, cozy neutral look that works especially well with cream embroidery and vintage-inspired Christmas styling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSand is the lightest and most minimalist option. 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