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It feels more like a genuinely nice everyday sweatshirt than a traditional novelty Christmas sweater, which makes the joke even better once someone actually reads it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery design is stitched directly into the sweatshirt with real embroidery thread. No vinyl. No printed transfer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHY YOU’LL LOVE IT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Real machine embroidery with raised, tactile stitching\u003cbr\u003e• Minimalist serif lettering keeps the design clean and wearable\u003cbr\u003e• Soft Gildan 18000 fleece with a cozy brushed interior\u003cbr\u003e• Funny without looking like a traditional ugly Christmas sweater\u003cbr\u003e• Centered embroidery sized realistically within my actual 8 x 11 inch hoop capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSWEATSHIRT DETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGildan 18000 Heavy Blend crewneck\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e50% cotton \/ 50% polyester\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSoft brushed fleece interior\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReal machine embroidery\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCentered front placement\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eApproximate embroidery size: 6.5 inches wide x 2 inches tall\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaximum embroidery area: 8 x 11 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe smaller embroidery size is intentional and creates the subtle centered look shown in the listing photos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMy product images are designed to represent the finished embroidery as accurately as possible. I do not digitally enlarge the design beyond what I can realistically stitch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCOLOR OPTIONS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDark Chocolate\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaroon\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eForest Green\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDark Chocolate is the signature color for this design. 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