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No printed transfer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHY YOU’LL LOVE IT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Real machine embroidery with raised, tactile stitching\u003cbr\u003e• Minimal typography keeps the design clean and easy to wear\u003cbr\u003e• Funny family Christmas phrase that works perfectly for holiday gatherings\u003cbr\u003e• Soft Gildan 18000 fleece with a cozy brushed interior\u003cbr\u003e• Centered embroidery kept realistically within my actual 8 x 11 inch hoop capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSWEATSHIRT DETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGildan 18000 Heavy Blend crewneck\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e50% cotton \/ 50% polyester\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSoft brushed fleece interior\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReal machine embroidery\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCentered front placement\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaximum embroidery area: 8 x 11 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe finished phrase is intentionally smaller than the maximum embroidery area to create the understated look shown in the listing photos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMy product images are designed to represent the embroidery as accurately as possible. 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