Witchy Sweatshirt for Women God Forbid Women Have Hobbies Crewneck Funny Feminist Cozy Embroidered

Witchy sweatshirt for women featuring the embroidered phrase “God Forbid Women Have Hobbies” with a cozy campfire coven design on a Gildan 18000 unisex crewneck. This funny feminist sweatshirt is perfect for witchy wardrobes, cottagecore lovers, spooky-season outfits, bookish friends, and unique gifts for her.

Equal parts sarcastic, cozy, and a little magical. This embroidered crewneck turns the joke into a wearable statement with a whimsical forest scene, four witches around a campfire, and a soft vintage-inspired color palette.

Each sweatshirt is embroidered to order, giving the artwork real stitched texture and dimension instead of a flat printed finish.

Why You'll Love It
Detailed embroidered witchy campfire design
“God Forbid Women Have Hobbies” quote
Soft Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend crewneck
Cozy cotton-poly fleece feel
Classic unisex fit
Cottagecore, witchy, and dark-academia-inspired vibe
Easy to style with jeans, leggings, boots, or layered fall outfits
Great gift for best friends, sisters, coworkers, book lovers, and witchy women
Embroidered to order by a small business
Design is scaled realistically to fit our embroidery setup
Design Size

The front embroidery is created to fit within our 8 x 11 inch hoop.

The finished design is approximately 8 inches wide or smaller, depending on final placement and garment size. Our listing mockups are intentionally scaled close to the real finished embroidery size so you get a more accurate idea of what your sweatshirt will look like.

Available Colors

This design is offered in four cozy, earthy Gildan 18000 colors:

Sand
Ash
Forest Green
Dark Chocolate
Sizing & Fit

This sweatshirt has a classic unisex fit.

Order your normal size for a comfortable, relaxed everyday fit.

For an oversized look:

Size up 1 size for a roomier fit
Size up 2 sizes for an extra cozy oversized look

Please review the size chart in the listing photos before ordering.

Sweatshirt Details

Style: Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend
Fit: Unisex
Decoration: Embroidery
Placement: Front chest
Approximate design width: Up to about 8 inches
Finish: Raised stitched texture

Perfect For

Witchy gifts, feminist gifts, cottagecore outfits, spooky season, fall wardrobes, book club, girls’ night, best friend gifts, birthdays, Christmas, cozy hobbies, and anyone who strongly believes women should be allowed to enjoy things.

Care Instructions

To help protect your embroidery:

Machine wash cold
Wash inside out
Tumble dry low
Do not bleach
Do not iron directly over embroidery
Production & Shipping

Each sweatshirt is embroidered to order.

Because each sweatshirt is embroidered individually, slight variations in placement may occur.

Your purchase supports a college-student-run embroidery business in Florida. Every order helps support my degree while allowing me to keep creating embroidered pieces from home.