{"product_id":"terminally-online-embroidered-beanie","title":"Terminally Online Embroidered Beanie | Funny Internet Meme Knit Hat","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTouch grass? In this economy? Absolutely not. 💻✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the chronically connected, professionally unserious, and emotionally invested in things that only exist on the internet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e♡ Unfortunately, the Internet Is My Personality.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePOV: Your screen-time report is a personal attack, your humor requires approximately six layers of internet lore to understand, and you've said \"one more scroll\" about 47 times today.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYeah. This one's for you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTERMINALLY ONLINE embroidered beanie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, your new favorite accessory for embracing your digital dependency with a little self-awareness and a lot of cozy energy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're deep in a fandom rabbit hole, watching your comfort anime for the hundredth time, scrolling through memes at 2 a.m., or explaining lore nobody asked about, this beanie gets it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's effortlessly cozy, a little ironic, and exactly the kind of thing someone will compliment before immediately asking where you got it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause going outside is significantly more tolerable when your outfit acknowledges you'd rather be inside.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ The Cozy Details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReal Embroidery:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e The phrase \"do not read over my shoulder\" is machine-embroidered directly onto the front cuff using actual embroidery thread. No vinyl or printed graphics!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft \u0026amp; Stretchy Knit:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Comfortable, flexible fabric made for everyday wear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDouble-Layered Construction:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Cozy knit design for chilly days and comfortable styling.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne Size Fits Most:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Classic unisex fit with a stretchy, folded cuff.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour Favorite Colors:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Choose from the available cozy color options to match your personal aesthetic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSmall Business Made:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Carefully embroidered by Sewtaku in our Florida studio.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📏 Sizing \u0026amp; Fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: One size fits most adults\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWidth: Approximately 7.87 inches laid flat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHeight with folded cuff: Approximately 8.85 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHeight unfolded: Approximately 12.59 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStyle: Unisex, classic cuffed knit beanie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe stretchy material provides a flexible fit, while the fold-over cuff allows for comfortable styling.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧺 Care Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour beanie deserves a little TLC!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGently hand wash in cold water.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUse a mild detergent.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLay flat to air dry.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvoid bleach and high heat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDo not iron directly over the embroidery.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎁 The Perfect Gift For...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBookworms and bibliophiles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFantasy and romance readers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBook club besties\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eManga and graphic novel lovers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIntroverts who value their personal space\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCozy bookstore and coffee shop enthusiasts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThat friend who always says, \"Just one more chapter\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e♡ Made With Love at Sewtaku\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe're a small embroidery business creating cozy, geeky pieces for people who would rather be lost in a fictional world.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery beanie is embroidered with care using real thread, making it a little piece of bookish personality you can wear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour book. 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